Monthly Archives: March 2010

Image, comment, score

Posted on March 18, 2010 by samlonghorn

The Invasion – (2007) No: No point. 5/10 Transformers – (2007) Fuck you Michael Bay. (3/10) Alien vs Predator: Requiem (2009) Everywhere I look is a darkness. 4/10 Cabin Fever – (2002) A man, a banjo, a turd. Fuck off. … Continue reading →

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The Fourth Kind (2009)

Posted on March 14, 2010 by samlonghorn

Directed by: Olatunde Osunsanmi Starring: Milla Jovovich, Elias Koteas, Will Patton, and REAL PEOPLE BECAUSE THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED (Not) Plot: THIS REALLY HAPPENED! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! No it fucking didn’t, and no amount of whining at the … Continue reading →

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Wanted (2008)

Posted on March 12, 2010 by samlonghorn

Directed by: Timur Bekmambetov Starring: James McAvoy, Mrs. Pitt and Morgan Freeman I watched this a couple of weeks ago, but I’ve only just been hit by the curved turd bullet of “Holy Fucking Shit! What the convoluted fuck was … Continue reading →

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Law Abiding Citizen (2009)

Posted on March 8, 2010 by samlonghorn

Directed by: F. Gary Gray (or is it F. Gray Gary? or F. Gary Graybraham?) Starring: SPARTA!, Ray Charles and Chief O’Brien I’d already heard that this was a very bad film, but it wasn’t as bad as I was … Continue reading →

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