Category Archives: Sharks

Irrational Childhood Fears #2 – “Jaws”

Posted on April 16, 2014 by samlonghorn

If you don’t know the story of “Jaws”, I’m going to assume that you have only recently starting watching shark based films in the wake of the likes of “Sharknado”, “Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus” and “Sharkback Mountain”. It’s the … Continue reading →

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Viva Knievel! (1977)

Posted on April 3, 2011 by samlonghorn

Directed by: A monkey with a camera on a lassoo Starring: Evel Knievel, Lauren Hutton, Red Buttons, Leslie Nielsen and a kid with hair by Captain Caveman I’m not going to take this garbled review seriously. Why? Because the goddamn … Continue reading →

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Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2009)

Posted on April 25, 2010 by samlonghorn

Directed by: Jack Perez Starring: A fucking huge shark and a great big fucking octopus. And people. And Debbie Gibson. This is a live review….. 10 seconds in and this film can fucking fuck off already. Why the shitting hell … Continue reading →

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Shark in Venice (2008)

Posted on September 22, 2009 by samlonghorn

Sharks, Venice, a Baldwin brother…..what the shitting crikey could possibly go wrong? Where do you even begin with a film like this? The beginning would be a good start, but it doesn’t really begin. It kind of meanders from some … Continue reading →

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